He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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