His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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