Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
my poor anus
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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