is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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