I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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