He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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