Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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