So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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