I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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