Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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