he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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