Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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