Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
