who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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