All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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