I'm drive I can fine osifer
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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