Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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