i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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