do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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