I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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