he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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