Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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