PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize