have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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