Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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