I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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