PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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