What should our trivia night team be named?
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She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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