Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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