There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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