i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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