Ikea night.
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Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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