did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
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