Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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