dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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