so that wasnt chicken after all
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
and she was petting her beer can
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Randomize
