Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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