the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
operation have a gay friend backfired
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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