Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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