South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
i think my cat just said my name.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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