This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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