The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
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Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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