Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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