This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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