Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My liver just broke up with me...
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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