hell yes lets make some ravioli
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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