When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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