I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I came so hard my ears popped.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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