I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
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