Buhtt sex?
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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