when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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