he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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